In the Land of Eem discord, there’s been a fun thread on book titles from the Land of Eem (somebody wanted to create a list of books one of their players could find). Here are my contributions. The last 24 of them because Ben Costa teased me and I took it as a dare. The total list including my entries comes to an even hundred, but I don’t have the energy to do more than this right now.
- The Mucklands on 1 Copper A Day
- The Collected Brothers Gloom
- The Joy of Waffles: The Official Wally’s Cookbook
- How to Win Chums and Influence Folk
- How to Succeed in Dungeons, Without Really Dying
- Krogland Confidential: An Insider’s Guide to “The Happiest Place Near Thurf”
- You Can’t Take It With You, But I Aim to Try: the Unauthorized Autobiography of Lord Orlong
- Love Means Never Having To Say Usury: Loansharking for Fun and Profit, by Rascaltown Press
- Must Be Jelly, ‘Cause Jam Don’t Shake Like That: A Field Guide to Goos
- Funghoul Management: Feed ‘Em Flesh, And Keep ‘Em In the Dark
- The Big Book of Knowhow (Revised, Abridged, Condensed, and Expurgated Edition) by Mucklands TODAY
- Lightning In A Bottle: The Sputter Tech Revolution
- Nackadonkee Nights: A Shrym Spade Investigation
- My Life in 30 Dungeons, by Chad Dangerly, three time Dungeon Magazine Delver of the Year, as told to J. Bogswell
- Goo Vibrations: The Story of the Beached Boys, the Greatest Pirate Rock Band in History
- Bard To The Bone: The Legend of Slim Bones and the Skellingtones
- Can We Fix It? Yes, We Can!: The Fine Art of Nobbling Races, by Rascaltown Press
- Darned If You Do, Darned If You Don’t: The High-Stakes World Of Competitive Embroidery, by G. Willamari Fuzzy
- Great Big Gobs Of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts: Favorite Recipes of the Fungal Gourmet
- I’m Welkin Here! A Small-town Bird in the Big City
- O Tempura! O Morays! A Complete Guide to Whalen Cookery
- You Can’t Spell Chump Without Chum: Finding Easy Marks, by Rascaltown Press
- The Maltese Welkin: A Shrym Spade Investigation
- Only You Can Prevent Forests: A Clear-Cut Solution to Deciduous Infestation, published by SPL Press
- You Can’t Be Serious! A Life In Prop Comedy, by Ronny
- How Drippy Were My Downs, by R. Llewellyn Greensleeves
- Orphan, Frequently! How Uncle Al Built His Discount Orphan Empire
- What the Scumseer Saw
- It Ain’t Crazy If It Works: Getting Started in Sputter Tech
- Hug Your Wug
- Can I Get That To Go? The Art of the Dine-and-dash, by Rapscallion Press
- Fleabag County Folkways
- 20,000 Leagues Under the Lands
- Imply Divine: Dressing to Excess
- All Creatures Great and Not-so-Great: the memoirs of Doc Popper
- What’s the Worst That Could Happen?: 75 Things to Do in the Mucklands
- P. Gandy Gandermun: Man-Mountain of Literature
- Can’t Hardly Miss: The Unauthorized Biography of Amrak The Archer, Hero of the Hollow Hill
- Bayou Blues, by Dellora
- The Drain Curse: A Shrym Spade Investigation
- Ain’t Got No Body: How To Handle A Haunting
- Getting Into A Jam: B Burgell Burger’s Guide to Preserves
- Doo-Dah! The Bogtown Ladies Songbook
- Boning Up On Skeletons: A Field Guide to One of the Muckland’s Rarest Folk
- Wet Harvest: A Shrym Spade Investigation
- Mix It Up: A Beginner’s Guide to Alchemy
- Can You Dig It? Mining for Fun and Profit
- Wrassle The Devil Down: The Bugbear Henna Story
- Gear Like A Goblin: How To Prep For Anything!
